matt, coming up behind shiro and covering his eyes: guess who~
shiro: it’s either matt or the cold clammy hands of death
matt: itS MATT!
shiro: dammit
once matt blocked shiro on all his social media accounts because shiro ate all of the granola bars he bought
student 1: oh no matt! Why is your arm in a sling?
Student 2: Are you okay?
Matt: No worries ladies ;) just took my training a little too far is all-
Shiro: He threw his arm out playing wii bowling